Untitled Novel - Blerg. Part 1?
Posted by Rammi | Filed under NaBloPoMo, NaNoWriMo
“Blah blah blah, dead body, questionably female, blah blah blah…” the Weird CSI-type Detective Who Has No Social Skills said, before attempting to do that snappy-snappy thing with his camera.
“You’re holding the camera upside-down,” one of his coworkers (The One Who Is Slightly Scared of His Boss) quipped. It was true. He was currently trying to take a picture by pressing on the lens. Git.
“So, what do you think this could be?” The One Who Is Secretly In Love With Her Boss But Thinks That All She Has Is Unrequited Love asked. The victim, like all of them in the crappy TV shows, showed no signs of struggle, and there were no obvious causes for her death. As usual, Katharine Cirrial, the victim, looked surprisingly healthy, apart from being dead, of course.
[You can tell that the author likes watching these little crime dramas, but the terminology goes straight over her head, so her attempt at her own little crime thing here will fail miserably]
“Ooh, I’ve found a tan coat!” the Annoying Favourite of the Boss yelled from behind the bush.
“DO NOT TOUCH IT!” The Boss suddenly materialised out of nowhere, grabbing the swabs and other crap out of a seemingly nonexistent bag. As he walked over to the crime scene, no one noticed that he was technically contaminating it without wearing gloves, covers over his shoes, etc., but hey, it wasn’t real life! No one was bothered!
As the crime scene investigation people moved closer and closer to the scene of the crime, they heard music coming out of the coat again…
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guyI just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understandNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youWe’ve know each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play itAnd if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to seeNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youGive you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you upI just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understandNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
What the wannabe detectives did not know was that because the Invi Doll was not there any more, the coat was basically now just a musical tribute to Rick Astley.
[Author Note: I know I'm falling behind. I'll catch up later at the weekend]
