Untitled Novel - Chapter 1 (Katharine Cirrial)
Posted by Rammi | Filed under NaBloPoMo, NaNoWriMo
Comments: Johan Yugen, James A Woods,
For the next month, I’ll be writing my NaNo novel on here, thereby killing two birds with one stone. I’m putting myself through NaBloPoMo again this month, so I’m determined to write every day for that.
Here goes…
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guyI just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understandNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youWe’ve know each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play itAnd if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to seeNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt yougive you up. give you up
give you up, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, five you upI just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understandNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Katharine Cirrial was woken to the sound of this melody floating through her window. “What could this be?” she asked herself. Slowly she rose, grabbing her mudkip plushie off the floor.
As she made her way downstairs, she managed to trip over a salad finger. “Leave ME alone!” She began to cry.
She made her way into the kitchen, where various family members were sitting, eating cheeseburgers. “O hai there,” they greeted one another.
Eventually, she realised that there were no more cheeseburgers left for her. She whimpered, and cried, “I can haz cheeseburger?” Her sister, who had grabbed the last cheeseburger, bit into hers and eyed it with disgust. “DO NOT WANT!” she screamed, chucking the plate towards Katharine Cirrial.
“WANT!” Katharine Cirrial smiled happily, before nom nom nomming it all up.
After nom nom nomming her cheeseburger, she got up, and announced to her family, “I iz leaving nao.” Most of them didn’t look up, and only muttered, “Yeah, whatever. Kthxbaii ~~”
Katharine Cirrial grabbed her umbrella-ella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh (under my umbrella-ella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh, ooh, baby, it’s raining, raining…) and ran out of the house, where it was pouring with chocolate rain.
Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sinChocolate Rain
The school books say it can’t be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it wentChocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lieChocolate Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they sayChocolate Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate Rain
Makes us happy ‘livin in a gateChocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
[Repeat]Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
Its the fear your leaders call controlChocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you’re insaneChocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehowChocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrateChocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
chocolate Rain
The judge and jury swear it’s not the face(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP
Chocolate Rain
The bell curve blames the baby’s DNA
Chocolate Rain
But test scores are how much the parents makeChocolate Rain
‘Flippin cars in France the other night
Chocolate Rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
Chocolate Rain
‘Cross the world and back its all the same
Chocolate Rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shameChocolate Rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate Rain
Which part do you think you’re ‘livin in?Chocolate Rain
More than ‘marchin more than passing law
Chocolate Rain
Remake how we got to where we are
Whilst trying not to step in chocolate rain puddles, she managed to lose her mudkip in a grate. Although she tried very very very very hard to get it back, she was surprised by Joe the Plumber, who was like, “All ur base are belong to me now. I like mudkips. Do you like mudkips?”
“I like mudkips,” she whispered, but it was too late. He had already disappeared with her mudkip.
As she had failed to rescue her mudkip, she ran off, howling in the wind. “No one ken to ken to sivmen
nor yon clees toju maliveh, when I gez aju zavateh na nalechoo more, new yonooz tonigh molinigh, yon sorra shooo, yes ee shooo, ooo, Ken leeeee, tulibu dibu douchoo, Ken leeeee, tulibu dibu douchoo, Ken leeeee, ken lee meju more” she cried to herself.
Suddenly, she came across this tan mac, and this black polo neck that had been lying randomly on the floor. What could this be? As she moved closer, the melody that had woken her up earlier seemed to be getting louder and louder and louder and louder.
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guyI just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understandNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youWe’ve know each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play itAnd if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to seeNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt yougive you up. give you up
give you up, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, five you upI just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understandNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
The sound of Never Gonna Give You Up was irresistable. She longed to try on the black polo neck and the tan mac… As she reached out to touch it (bring it back, pay it, watch it, leave it, stop, format it), a very very very strong electric charge flew out of the black polo neck and tan mac, engulfing her.
It’s a shame her last words were, “Don’t tase me, bro!”
2 Responses to “Untitled Novel - Chapter 1 (Katharine Cirrial)”
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Johan Yugen Says:
November 1st, 2008 at 12:46 amYou damn cheater Rammi! Anyway…*conks out*
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James A Woods Says:
November 6th, 2008 at 10:24 pmI think it’s great that you’re posting your NaNovel here. I’m thinking of putting mine up on YUDU. You should check it out. It might be an ideal place to put your finished book.
